Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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