Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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