god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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