It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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