the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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