My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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