Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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