Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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