We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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