apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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