I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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