is this the sara with the beer cane?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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