I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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