think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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