make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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