Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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