Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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