Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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