I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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