Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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