You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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