he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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