I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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