Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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