google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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