no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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