The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I party with great urgency now.
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