her facebook's as public as her vagina
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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