Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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