I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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