We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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