when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i've created a new STD.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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