Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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