Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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