so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I lost the right to judge tonight
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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