Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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