You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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