no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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