ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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