i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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