I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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