You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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