NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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