I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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