I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The feeling are messing with the penis
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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