I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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