dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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