Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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