I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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