I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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