he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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