yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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