it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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