So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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